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The End of MWM

Greetings all,

Letting everyone know that after somewhere around 28 years, when our annual hosting expires on 08/24/2025, Millennium Weekend Ministries we will not be renewing. Lack of interest for the past many years makes it clear to Esther and me that it does not make any sense to continue to keep the site running.

Many thanks to the handful of folks that have stuck it out with us. Perhaps very soon we shall all meet when we hear the glorious voice of our Savior calling us home to the Father's house. Certainly any who have placed their faith in Jesus Christ alone for their salvation, repenting with a "broken and contrite heart" (Ps 34:18 and 51:17) will find mercy and will indeed be caught up together to meet our Savior in the air.

What a glorious day that will be.

In Christ alone,
Andy
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    Do you have any dependants ?

    They sent my Census form back!!

    In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',

    I put: 'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable low-life's, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas alone, leftovers in Texas from Katrina, half of Mexico, Some of the Congress, most of the Senate, and a Muslim President!'

    ................. Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.Nyah-Nyah
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    Re: Do you have any dependants ?

    ha ha ha ha ha--isnt it the truth.

    wendy

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      Re: Do you have any dependants ?

      Lewis! I just got home from doing some work and saw this! I believe you actually said this. I am attempting to eat my supper .. ya, ya; it's 1 AM .. I just read it aloud to my wife and daughter .. what a hoot! Thanks for telling the truth on the census in a way that gave me a very good laugh!

      Issachar
      The church is on Earth to save souls from a lost world, not to save the world from lost souls.

      Man learns about history, not from history. To learn from history requires wisdom. Cut off from God, he has none, so history repeats; no new thing under the sun.

      I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken - dylan

      Psalms 122:8 For my brethren and companions' sakes, I will now say, Peace be within thee.

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        Re: Do you have any dependants ?

        BTW .. I vote this the BEST post ever on anything census related.

        Issachar
        The church is on Earth to save souls from a lost world, not to save the world from lost souls.

        Man learns about history, not from history. To learn from history requires wisdom. Cut off from God, he has none, so history repeats; no new thing under the sun.

        I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken - dylan

        Psalms 122:8 For my brethren and companions' sakes, I will now say, Peace be within thee.

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          Re: Do you have any dependants ?

          Good job, Lewis. That was so funny but hey, it's the truth.

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