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What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
The Italian throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.
The Frenchman removes the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian drinks the coffee with the fly, as it was
included with no extra charge.
The Israeli sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into the coffee.
The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes out a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, but uses the money to purchase explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
The Italian throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.
The Frenchman removes the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian drinks the coffee with the fly, as it was
included with no extra charge.
The Israeli sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into the coffee.
The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes out a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, but uses the money to purchase explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
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